In my spare time, I enjoy playing League of Legends with friends. However, if you have received this link before we play together for the first time, then I must warn you. My gameplay might not be quite up there with anything above.., let’s say, a piece of paper.
As of writing this post, I am currently a little above level 70 if I recall correctly, so it is a little sad.
So.., what can you expect from me?
- I try my best to win, I do what I can, even if teammates are screaming at me for inting the game.
- I’m not toxic. I won’t flame, grief or tilt in chat, I’d like to be a decent human being.
- I will make mistakes, and I do my best to learn from them. Feel free to point them out to me!
- I won’t rage quit, randomly go AFK, or give up after one bad fight.
Rank?
You might be wondering just how low-ranked I actually am. Unfortunately, I don’t have a good screenshot to proudly frame and hang on the wall.
What I do have are two badly taken screenshots at the end of my placement matches:

And no, your eyes are not deceiving you. I am, in fact, a low-ranked player who managed to get placed below the lowest rank. That’s right: IRON IV, -5LP.
A friend of mine once said that I’m the only person for whom the bar can be lying on the ground, and I’d still manage to dig a hole just to crawl under it. And while he might have been talking about our D&D sessions, he is painfully correct.

With friends like these, who needs enemies?
Anyway, that’s all I have to say for now. Thank you for reading, have a good one! 🩷